1 00:00:00,561 --> 00:00:02,133 - previously on Hot in cleveland... 2 00:00:02,157 --> 00:00:03,379 - what the hell Is all this stuff? 3 00:00:03,402 --> 00:00:06,210 - you had to date A cop, didn't you? 4 00:00:08,350 --> 00:00:11,105 I'm in Frickin' jail! 5 00:00:11,128 --> 00:00:12,414 - elka, I'm Gonna be blunt. 6 00:00:12,437 --> 00:00:14,234 The state has a very Solid case against you. 7 00:00:14,257 --> 00:00:16,341 - so you want me to Pretend to be senile? 8 00:00:16,364 --> 00:00:18,512 - this is a hearing to Determine if the defendant 9 00:00:18,535 --> 00:00:20,139 Is competent To stand trial. 10 00:00:20,162 --> 00:00:21,833 For the defense, We have 11 00:00:21,856 --> 00:00:24,834 The very Capable kirk stark. 12 00:00:24,857 --> 00:00:27,068 Good afternoon, counselor. - good afternoon, judge. 13 00:00:27,091 --> 00:00:30,549 - it is now. 14 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:33,997 - if I get an all-female jury, I've got it made. 15 00:00:34,019 --> 00:00:35,230 All: 16 00:00:36,893 --> 00:00:38,754 - in a situation comedy There are two separate, 17 00:00:38,777 --> 00:00:40,796 But equally Important stories. 18 00:00:40,820 --> 00:00:42,330 The "A" story, which is about 19 00:00:42,353 --> 00:00:43,893 The comic adventures Of characters. 20 00:00:43,916 --> 00:00:48,971 And the "B" story, which is the Same thing, but shorter. 21 00:00:48,993 --> 00:00:50,651 These are Those stories. 22 00:00:57,038 --> 00:00:58,580 - elka, how you doing? You nervous? 23 00:00:58,603 --> 00:01:01,964 - I'm too screwed To be nervous. 24 00:01:01,987 --> 00:01:04,071 - oh, now, Come on. 25 00:01:04,094 --> 00:01:05,188 Let's just Be positive. 26 00:01:05,212 --> 00:01:06,371 - how? 27 00:01:06,393 --> 00:01:08,987 They caught me red-handed With stolen mafia loot. 28 00:01:09,010 --> 00:01:10,106 - true. 29 00:01:10,129 --> 00:01:12,883 But your lawyer is Irresistible to women, 30 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,693 And we have Six female jurors. 31 00:01:16,769 --> 00:01:18,055 - okay, people. 32 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,970 We continue with Case number 10421. 33 00:01:19,994 --> 00:01:22,110 the people vs. Elka ostrovsky. 34 00:01:22,133 --> 00:01:25,494 - and we know judge lesser Has the hots for your lawyer. 35 00:01:25,517 --> 00:01:28,367 - everybody have A good weekend? 36 00:01:28,390 --> 00:01:31,146 Kirk? 37 00:01:32,765 --> 00:01:34,018 Oh, no. 38 00:01:34,041 --> 00:01:38,105 What did you do to That beautiful face? 39 00:01:38,128 --> 00:01:43,278 - I told him, softball Is an ugly man's sport. 40 00:01:43,301 --> 00:01:45,831 - I was expecting a bunt. - what's wrong with you? 41 00:01:45,854 --> 00:01:49,695 Nobody bunts In softball. 42 00:01:49,718 --> 00:01:51,929 This happened yesterday? - that's right. 43 00:01:51,952 --> 00:01:54,345 - I thought you said you were Going to your mother's house. 44 00:01:57,188 --> 00:01:58,921 I mean, as So many men do... 45 00:01:58,944 --> 00:02:00,166 After church... 46 00:02:00,188 --> 00:02:03,965 On sundays. 47 00:02:03,988 --> 00:02:05,785 - may I see you In chambers? 48 00:02:05,808 --> 00:02:06,776 Cynthia? 49 00:02:06,799 --> 00:02:08,307 - it's "Your honor." 50 00:02:08,330 --> 00:02:11,054 And no, you may not. 51 00:02:11,077 --> 00:02:13,288 I'm gonna need a minute To process all this. 52 00:02:13,311 --> 00:02:16,278 So sit your lying, Hideous face down! 53 00:02:29,753 --> 00:02:31,390 - it's all over. - no, maybe not. 54 00:02:31,413 --> 00:02:34,157 Check out Juror number eight. 55 00:02:37,479 --> 00:02:38,990 - oh, sure. The nerd. 56 00:02:39,013 --> 00:02:41,703 - haven't you seen him Looking at you? 57 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:43,970 - I have had the feeling That someone was 58 00:02:43,992 --> 00:02:46,235 Mentally undressing me. 59 00:02:46,258 --> 00:02:50,673 But for me That's not unusual. 60 00:02:50,696 --> 00:02:52,813 - well, trust me. It's him. 61 00:02:52,836 --> 00:02:55,080 So all you have to do Is flirt, 62 00:02:55,103 --> 00:02:56,389 And maybe he'll Feel sorry for you 63 00:02:56,412 --> 00:02:58,784 And vote To acquit. 64 00:02:58,806 --> 00:03:00,955 - it works with Speeding tickets. 65 00:03:00,977 --> 00:03:02,072 - really? 66 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:04,338 You know, I've never Been pulled over. 67 00:03:04,361 --> 00:03:06,893 - because girls like you Don't speed, dear. 68 00:03:06,916 --> 00:03:10,660 But girls like me don't Know anything else. 69 00:03:10,683 --> 00:03:15,704 - well, all you have to do Is turn one juror. 70 00:03:15,728 --> 00:03:19,057 - done, And done. 71 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:22,333 Butterscotch, Do your stuff. 72 00:03:31,786 --> 00:03:32,848 - all right. 73 00:03:32,871 --> 00:03:35,116 I've moved on. 74 00:03:35,139 --> 00:03:36,392 But I am in No mood to play, 75 00:03:36,415 --> 00:03:38,118 So nobody better Waste my time. 76 00:03:38,141 --> 00:03:41,150 the case of People vs. Elka ostrovsky 77 00:03:41,173 --> 00:03:43,022 Is now In session. 78 00:04:01,063 --> 00:04:02,253 - there. 79 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:03,914 What do You think? 80 00:04:03,937 --> 00:04:05,924 - you are amazing. 81 00:04:05,947 --> 00:04:08,383 - I know you're talking To your reflection. 82 00:04:08,406 --> 00:04:09,470 But I'll take The compliment. 83 00:04:09,492 --> 00:04:11,672 - now, where are My smart glasses? 84 00:04:11,695 --> 00:04:13,555 - the ones without the lenses? - yes. 85 00:04:13,578 --> 00:04:15,312 - getting an interview With the governor's wife 86 00:04:15,334 --> 00:04:16,429 Was quite a Coup for me. 87 00:04:16,451 --> 00:04:17,929 And I want to look like A serious journalist. 88 00:04:17,952 --> 00:04:20,132 - well, I don't think she's Gonna be that challenging. 89 00:04:20,155 --> 00:04:23,133 She seems a little Blonde to me. 90 00:04:23,156 --> 00:04:24,219 - yeah, I see What you mean. 91 00:04:24,242 --> 00:04:28,274 - highlights on, But nobody's home. 92 00:04:28,297 --> 00:04:30,190 - I'm gonna see if I can Get any news about elka's trial. 93 00:04:30,212 --> 00:04:31,499 - hmm. 94 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,510 - ah, victoria chase. 95 00:04:33,533 --> 00:04:35,712 Heather shaw. - oh, it's so nice to meet you. 96 00:04:35,736 --> 00:04:37,149 I'm a big fan Of your husband's. 97 00:04:37,171 --> 00:04:39,065 And you make such A handsome couple. 98 00:04:39,087 --> 00:04:40,117 - okay, look vicky. 99 00:04:40,141 --> 00:04:41,619 We can do This two ways. 100 00:04:41,642 --> 00:04:43,119 We can keep up The goo-ga-ga, 101 00:04:43,142 --> 00:04:44,716 And coast like Merry idiots, 102 00:04:44,738 --> 00:04:46,217 Or we can grow a pair And admit it. 103 00:04:46,239 --> 00:04:47,621 We're both in this To manipulate 104 00:04:47,644 --> 00:04:49,984 The poor saps We call, "The people." 105 00:04:50,007 --> 00:04:52,634 - go on. 106 00:04:52,657 --> 00:04:54,006 - america might Not know 107 00:04:54,030 --> 00:04:56,145 About the first family Of ohio now. 108 00:04:56,168 --> 00:04:57,933 But if I got anything To do with it, they will. 109 00:04:57,956 --> 00:04:58,891 - wow. 110 00:04:58,914 --> 00:05:00,998 You just wanna Be famous. 111 00:05:01,021 --> 00:05:05,085 Dear god, I finally Understand politics. 112 00:05:05,107 --> 00:05:06,490 - well, we've got A long ways to go. 113 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:08,757 Right now, we're completely Unknown outside ohio. 114 00:05:08,780 --> 00:05:10,034 Even right Next door to that 115 00:05:10,057 --> 00:05:12,811 Bleeding abscess People call indiana. 116 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:14,694 But while charles Is only governor now... 117 00:05:14,717 --> 00:05:16,355 - who knows where He could end up. 118 00:05:16,378 --> 00:05:17,888 If you play His cards right. 119 00:05:17,911 --> 00:05:19,197 I mean, look At sarah palin. 120 00:05:19,220 --> 00:05:20,888 - now that woman Knows marketing. 121 00:05:20,911 --> 00:05:23,251 Fat chance getting my nitwit Of a teenage daughter on 122 00:05:23,274 --> 00:05:25,709 dancing with the stars. 123 00:05:25,733 --> 00:05:27,849 - well, maybe if She gets pregnant. 124 00:05:27,872 --> 00:05:30,178 - mm, knock wood. 125 00:05:30,202 --> 00:05:33,915 - you know, I am not without Ambition in my field, either. 126 00:05:33,939 --> 00:05:35,320 Just yesterday, Someone told me 127 00:05:35,343 --> 00:05:37,555 That I had the legs For fox news. 128 00:05:37,578 --> 00:05:38,767 - well that's one of The highest compliments 129 00:05:38,791 --> 00:05:41,002 You can get In journalism. 130 00:05:41,025 --> 00:05:42,216 - thank you. 131 00:05:42,239 --> 00:05:44,355 - so let's use each other To get to the top. 132 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:47,005 - in hollywood, We call that friendship. 133 00:05:47,028 --> 00:05:50,805 So we are campaigning Against illiteracy, right? 134 00:05:50,828 --> 00:05:52,240 - or childhood obesity. 135 00:05:52,264 --> 00:05:53,933 I'm waiting to see Which one polls better. 136 00:05:53,955 --> 00:05:55,337 In fact, I'm waiting for The numbers to get in. 137 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:56,423 Let me see What's going on. 138 00:05:56,446 --> 00:05:59,872 What's going on? 139 00:05:59,894 --> 00:06:02,139 - I just got a bunch Of texts from mel. 140 00:06:02,161 --> 00:06:03,542 "Elka's about to Take the stand." 141 00:06:03,565 --> 00:06:05,362 "I'm not supposed To text in court." 142 00:06:05,385 --> 00:06:08,587 "Here comes the bailiff, He's taking my cell ph..." 143 00:06:08,610 --> 00:06:09,801 That's the end of The transmission. 144 00:06:09,823 --> 00:06:10,759 - oh, damn. 145 00:06:10,781 --> 00:06:12,002 Well, this story Better be good 146 00:06:12,025 --> 00:06:14,237 If it's making us Miss all of that. 147 00:06:14,260 --> 00:06:15,515 - the poll is in. 148 00:06:15,538 --> 00:06:17,717 It's childhood obesity Over illiteracy. 149 00:06:17,740 --> 00:06:20,400 They probably couldn't Read the poll question. 150 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:23,273 Tell the dumb kid to go home And send in the fatty. 151 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:25,061 Hey, I know you. 152 00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:26,977 You're joy scroggs, The eyebrow queen. 153 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,670 You did Oprah's arch. 154 00:06:28,693 --> 00:06:30,233 - I'm not at liberty to say, But trust me, 155 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:31,255 If I were at Liberty to say, 156 00:06:31,278 --> 00:06:32,372 My answer would Certainly not be, 157 00:06:32,395 --> 00:06:34,000 "I'm not at Liberty to say." 158 00:06:34,023 --> 00:06:36,682 - I like the way you evade. It's nice, it's sexy. 159 00:06:36,705 --> 00:06:38,598 Would you be willing To do my husband's brows? 160 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:40,929 Or should I Say brow? 161 00:06:40,952 --> 00:06:42,174 - oh, tragedy. - mm-hmm. 162 00:06:42,198 --> 00:06:44,632 Walking hair ball. 163 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,548 - well, it's very manly. - mm-hmm. 164 00:06:46,571 --> 00:06:47,952 - oh, let's not Sugarcoat it. 165 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:49,867 We're not getting Within 50 miles of d.C. 166 00:06:49,890 --> 00:06:53,507 With these dandruff-catchers On his forehead. 167 00:06:53,530 --> 00:06:55,806 So if you'd be willing To trim back these hedges 168 00:06:55,829 --> 00:06:58,392 You can Name your price. 169 00:06:58,415 --> 00:06:59,478 - well, actually, Instead of money 170 00:06:59,501 --> 00:07:00,755 I could use Some help. 171 00:07:00,778 --> 00:07:02,414 You see, I'm having some Green card problems 172 00:07:02,437 --> 00:07:03,469 And your Influence... 173 00:07:03,492 --> 00:07:05,320 - hey, buddy. Look at you. 174 00:07:06,972 --> 00:07:08,449 You call This obese? 175 00:07:08,472 --> 00:07:10,365 This is Husky at best. 176 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:12,791 Now you go find me a Fatter kid or a smaller shirt. 177 00:07:12,814 --> 00:07:14,133 Now. 178 00:07:14,155 --> 00:07:16,804 Have you seen The buffet table? 179 00:07:22,392 --> 00:07:24,029 - please state Your name. 180 00:07:24,051 --> 00:07:25,753 - elka ostrovsky. 181 00:07:25,776 --> 00:07:28,276 I'm single. 182 00:07:28,299 --> 00:07:31,979 Very single. 183 00:07:32,002 --> 00:07:33,800 A capricorn. 184 00:07:33,823 --> 00:07:37,087 And I love nights Curled up with a book, 185 00:07:37,111 --> 00:07:41,163 And a Special someone. 186 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:48,581 Actually, it was my Late husband's wishes 187 00:07:48,604 --> 00:07:51,295 That the stolen Items remain hidden. 188 00:07:51,317 --> 00:07:56,551 I'm powerless in the Presence of a real man. 189 00:07:58,628 --> 00:08:02,693 - I used to be, too. 190 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,991 - mrs. Ostrovsky, You continued to honor 191 00:08:05,014 --> 00:08:07,066 Your late husband's wishes After his passing? 192 00:08:07,089 --> 00:08:08,981 - oh, yes. 193 00:08:09,004 --> 00:08:11,601 Those were Not easy years. 194 00:08:11,623 --> 00:08:15,111 So, so alone. 195 00:08:15,134 --> 00:08:18,293 So in need Of comfort. 196 00:08:20,658 --> 00:08:23,977 - juror number eight, Are you okay? 197 00:08:25,926 --> 00:08:28,106 You seem to be Breathing heavy. 198 00:08:28,129 --> 00:08:31,108 It's creepy And distracting. 199 00:08:31,130 --> 00:08:33,981 - doing fine, Your honor. 200 00:08:34,004 --> 00:08:35,960 Just fine. 201 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:39,728 And the witness May continue... 202 00:08:39,751 --> 00:08:41,760 As long as She likes. 203 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:53,552 - wow, it sounds like 204 00:08:53,574 --> 00:08:55,978 The prosecution has A pretty strong case. 205 00:08:56,001 --> 00:08:57,638 - whatever. 206 00:08:57,661 --> 00:08:59,489 - you don't seem very upset. - right? 207 00:08:59,512 --> 00:09:02,107 I mean, the case goes To the jury tomorrow. 208 00:09:02,130 --> 00:09:04,182 She keeps saying she's Got an ace up her sleeve. 209 00:09:04,206 --> 00:09:05,364 - not an ace. 210 00:09:05,388 --> 00:09:07,599 A letter. 211 00:09:07,622 --> 00:09:10,856 From juror Number eight. 212 00:09:10,879 --> 00:09:13,218 - "Meet me in the Second floor broom closet 213 00:09:13,242 --> 00:09:14,559 Tomorrow before court. 214 00:09:14,582 --> 00:09:17,433 I'll have my driver Drop me off a little early." 215 00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:18,518 - your driver? 216 00:09:18,541 --> 00:09:20,689 He sounds rich. 217 00:09:20,712 --> 00:09:21,807 On the other hand, How rich could he be 218 00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:24,457 If he couldn't Get off jury duty? 219 00:09:24,479 --> 00:09:26,084 - you're seriously Going to go 220 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:27,681 Into a broom closet With a juror? 221 00:09:27,704 --> 00:09:29,085 Isn't that Jury tampering? 222 00:09:29,108 --> 00:09:33,620 - it is if you're Doing it right. 223 00:09:33,643 --> 00:09:34,609 - elka! 224 00:09:34,632 --> 00:09:35,663 - what? 225 00:09:35,686 --> 00:09:37,770 Flirting with the guy Was your idea. 226 00:09:37,793 --> 00:09:39,813 - yeah, but I meant Just flirting. 227 00:09:39,836 --> 00:09:41,409 - and you could Get into trouble. 228 00:09:41,432 --> 00:09:43,197 I say avoid The jury tampering 229 00:09:43,220 --> 00:09:44,985 And just pray for A light sentence. 230 00:09:45,009 --> 00:09:46,740 - I don't Need prayer. 231 00:09:46,763 --> 00:09:50,252 I've got my Broom closet. 232 00:09:50,276 --> 00:09:51,370 - broom closet? 233 00:09:51,393 --> 00:09:52,455 Both of You standing? 234 00:09:52,479 --> 00:09:56,256 I object. Morally and logistically. 235 00:09:56,279 --> 00:09:57,978 - how far are You willing to go? 236 00:09:58,001 --> 00:10:02,257 - oh, pretty far. I'm desperate. 237 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:05,854 Also, it's Been a while. 238 00:10:20,926 --> 00:10:23,829 Justice has Been serviced. 239 00:10:27,024 --> 00:10:28,916 - I wonder how long The jury will deliberate. 240 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:30,321 - doesn't matter to me. 241 00:10:30,344 --> 00:10:32,875 - did you... 242 00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:36,951 - I met with a certain juror on A subject of mutual interest. 243 00:10:39,601 --> 00:10:40,953 - all right, I have Important breaking news 244 00:10:40,976 --> 00:10:42,262 And it's not Even about me. 245 00:10:42,285 --> 00:10:43,730 - have you heard Something about the trial? 246 00:10:43,753 --> 00:10:45,102 - it's about joy. 247 00:10:45,126 --> 00:10:47,529 Your the governor's hooker. - what? 248 00:10:47,552 --> 00:10:49,189 - well, there's a Picture of you on his lap, 249 00:10:49,212 --> 00:10:51,584 It's the lead story on Channel seven's website. 250 00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:54,872 - "Gov in photo scandal With mystery straddler?" 251 00:10:54,895 --> 00:10:57,427 - well, I had to sit On top of him for leverage. 252 00:10:57,450 --> 00:10:59,949 I practically needed a Chain saw to thin those brows, 253 00:10:59,972 --> 00:11:02,727 I had to use a Number seven tweezer. 254 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:06,622 If you were in the business, You'd know how extreme that was. 255 00:11:06,645 --> 00:11:08,249 God, this is terrible. What am I gonna do? 256 00:11:08,272 --> 00:11:09,367 - no, it's okay. It's okay. 257 00:11:09,390 --> 00:11:10,644 You can't See your face. 258 00:11:10,668 --> 00:11:12,623 - oh, it's her all right. Look at the hand. 259 00:11:12,646 --> 00:11:15,561 - oh, yeah. 260 00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:18,721 - what about my hand? - it looks like a man hand. 261 00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:20,254 - no, it doesn't. 262 00:11:20,277 --> 00:11:21,372 It's just the Angle of the picture. 263 00:11:21,395 --> 00:11:22,872 My hand is Foreshortened. 264 00:11:22,895 --> 00:11:25,777 - does that mean it Looks like a dude's? 265 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:26,959 - come on. Look at her legs. 266 00:11:26,981 --> 00:11:28,779 That's obviously Not a man's leg. 267 00:11:28,801 --> 00:11:31,587 - yes, those belong to A beautiful, sexy woman. 268 00:11:31,611 --> 00:11:32,801 - thank you. 269 00:11:32,824 --> 00:11:34,589 - who will reveal her steamy Affair with the governor 270 00:11:34,613 --> 00:11:38,516 on my show, Oh, hi, ohio. 271 00:11:38,538 --> 00:11:40,240 - but you know I'm Just plucking his eye brows. 272 00:11:40,263 --> 00:11:41,389 - well, that's not What it looks like. 273 00:11:41,411 --> 00:11:43,145 Oh, please say that You're his hooker. 274 00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:45,635 - no, then I'll never Get my green card. 275 00:11:45,658 --> 00:11:46,976 I'll go on your show And tell the truth. 276 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:48,189 - the truth? 277 00:11:48,212 --> 00:11:51,510 Well, my viewers Deserve better than that. 278 00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:53,426 - hasn't the governor's Office said anything yet? 279 00:11:53,448 --> 00:11:54,703 - no, not a word. 280 00:11:54,726 --> 00:11:56,937 So I could own this story If you'd just play ball. 281 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,588 - like a dude. 282 00:11:59,611 --> 00:12:01,726 - no, and That's final. 283 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:04,855 - ladies and gentlemen, 284 00:12:04,878 --> 00:12:07,984 The jury has Reached a verdict. 285 00:12:08,007 --> 00:12:10,953 What did I say About looking at me? 286 00:12:10,976 --> 00:12:13,688 That messed up face Is freaking me out. 287 00:12:25,823 --> 00:12:29,151 We the jury find The defendant, elka ostrovsky... 288 00:12:29,174 --> 00:12:31,833 - watch me Act surprised. 289 00:12:31,856 --> 00:12:34,643 - guilty. 290 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:37,772 - what? 291 00:12:37,795 --> 00:12:40,518 - defendant will remain Free on bail until sentencing. 292 00:12:40,541 --> 00:12:42,784 And defense counsel Will be responsible 293 00:12:42,806 --> 00:12:46,041 For all ancillary court costs, Including, but not limited, 294 00:12:46,064 --> 00:12:48,946 To the $800 the court Spent on this damn weave. 295 00:12:53,949 --> 00:12:55,013 - now don't panic. 296 00:12:55,036 --> 00:12:56,385 The judge still has A lot of discretion 297 00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:57,885 When it comes To sentencing. 298 00:12:57,908 --> 00:12:59,226 Now if you'll all Testify on her behalf, 299 00:12:59,248 --> 00:13:00,600 And I'll turn On the charm. 300 00:13:00,623 --> 00:13:04,143 - is it possible your face has Gotten even less attractive? 301 00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:05,643 - it has? 302 00:13:05,666 --> 00:13:07,240 Oh, damn. 303 00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:10,145 I think I'm having an Allergic reaction to the salve. 304 00:13:10,168 --> 00:13:12,221 - are you... Crying? 305 00:13:12,243 --> 00:13:14,105 - some of it is My stitches weeping. 306 00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:15,253 But... 307 00:13:15,276 --> 00:13:16,978 Yeah, I am A little upset. 308 00:13:17,001 --> 00:13:18,861 Women are being So mean to me. 309 00:13:18,884 --> 00:13:20,137 Nobody's Opening a door, 310 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,512 Or holding An elevator. 311 00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:25,406 I had to tear open my own Sugar packet at starbuck's! 312 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:27,992 I need a moment. 313 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,205 - what went wrong? 314 00:13:29,228 --> 00:13:31,377 I thought you tampered With juror number eight. 315 00:13:31,399 --> 00:13:33,707 - I tampered the Heck out of him. 316 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:36,548 - oh, there he is now. Let's go get him. 317 00:13:36,571 --> 00:13:38,623 - you! - I thought you liked her. 318 00:13:38,647 --> 00:13:40,794 - who? 319 00:13:40,818 --> 00:13:43,508 Hello. 320 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,041 - sorry, he's having A little episode. 321 00:13:45,064 --> 00:13:46,765 It happens from Time to time. 322 00:13:46,787 --> 00:13:48,234 - what do you mean, "An episode?" 323 00:13:48,257 --> 00:13:49,607 - he suffers from A condition called 324 00:13:49,630 --> 00:13:51,746 "Transient Global amnesia." 325 00:13:51,768 --> 00:13:53,086 If he gets Over stimulated 326 00:13:53,109 --> 00:13:55,449 He loses his Short-term memory for a while. 327 00:13:55,472 --> 00:13:56,502 Something must Have gotten him 328 00:13:56,525 --> 00:14:01,069 Excited this morning And triggered it. 329 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,377 - he forgot everything? 330 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:06,495 - everything that happened Between breakfast and lunch. 331 00:14:06,519 --> 00:14:08,922 - you poor bow-tied Son-of-a-gun. 332 00:14:08,945 --> 00:14:13,584 You don't even know What you had. 333 00:14:13,607 --> 00:14:15,775 - hello. 334 00:14:27,686 --> 00:14:30,058 - you couldn't sleep either? - mm-mm. 335 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,431 I'm still trying To figure out 336 00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:32,516 What I'm gonna say at Elka's sentencing hearing. 337 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,632 I'm so Scared for her. 338 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,485 - yeah, me too. 339 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:36,890 It's so hard To believe that 340 00:14:36,913 --> 00:14:39,316 They could actually Send her to jail. 341 00:14:39,339 --> 00:14:40,338 - I know. 342 00:14:40,361 --> 00:14:41,838 Prison. 343 00:14:41,861 --> 00:14:43,817 It's horrible. 344 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,914 - well, not always. 345 00:14:46,938 --> 00:14:48,990 on edge of tomorrow, When honor st. Raven 346 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,193 Went in for Double-murder, 347 00:14:51,215 --> 00:14:52,788 She was released After six weeks 348 00:14:52,811 --> 00:14:55,247 For saving the warden's children From an axe murderess. 349 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,429 And not Only that, 350 00:14:56,451 --> 00:14:58,695 She earned a degree In advanced bionics 351 00:14:58,718 --> 00:15:01,314 From the yale university Of correspondence. 352 00:15:01,336 --> 00:15:05,623 So sometimes prison is Just what you make of it. 353 00:15:05,647 --> 00:15:08,019 - elka's gonna be there More than six weeks. 354 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,732 - ah, well then she Can get two degrees. 355 00:15:10,755 --> 00:15:11,689 Sorry. 356 00:15:11,713 --> 00:15:13,829 I joke when I'm scared. 357 00:15:13,851 --> 00:15:15,776 I guess I figure that If I act as if 358 00:15:15,799 --> 00:15:18,202 It isn't serious, Maybe it won't be. 359 00:15:18,225 --> 00:15:19,895 - unfortunately, it is. 360 00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:21,714 - oh. You too, huh? 361 00:15:21,738 --> 00:15:26,121 - I keep picturing elka Alone in a cold, dark cell. 362 00:15:26,143 --> 00:15:30,176 But that image has lost Its happy glow for me. 363 00:15:30,199 --> 00:15:31,484 - you know, if None of us can sleep 364 00:15:31,507 --> 00:15:33,177 I bet elka's still up. 365 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,453 - her light's still on. 366 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:37,550 - she's probably going Crazy with anxiety. 367 00:15:37,573 --> 00:15:40,104 Pour her a cup of tea, I'll go get her. 368 00:15:40,127 --> 00:15:41,542 - god, what a day. 369 00:15:41,564 --> 00:15:42,690 Elka getting Convicted, 370 00:15:42,713 --> 00:15:46,331 And you literally Man-handling the governor. 371 00:15:46,353 --> 00:15:48,980 God, I could use that as A lead-in to my story. 372 00:15:49,003 --> 00:15:51,725 - there is No story. 373 00:15:51,748 --> 00:15:53,226 I just wish I could get The governor's office 374 00:15:53,249 --> 00:15:54,535 To return My phone calls 375 00:15:54,558 --> 00:15:56,898 Before someone id's me And I get deported. 376 00:15:56,921 --> 00:15:58,622 - now, see, this is why You have to strike first. 377 00:15:58,645 --> 00:15:59,962 Now let me get Your story out. 378 00:15:59,986 --> 00:16:01,143 Tell the world about 379 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:04,273 The governor's "Sex for amnesty" scheme. 380 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:07,146 - there was no "Sex for amnesty" scheme. 381 00:16:07,169 --> 00:16:10,531 Mostly because I didn't Think of it fast enough. 382 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,925 Why can't I just say I was plucking his brows? 383 00:16:12,948 --> 00:16:14,138 - well, why say that When I can 384 00:16:14,161 --> 00:16:15,894 Turn you into Something much better. 385 00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:17,458 A celebrity victim. 386 00:16:17,481 --> 00:16:19,310 Now say what you will About our country, 387 00:16:19,332 --> 00:16:21,449 But we do not Deport our celebrities. 388 00:16:21,472 --> 00:16:25,919 No, at worst, we exile Them to reality shows. 389 00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,834 - she's gone. 390 00:16:27,857 --> 00:16:28,952 Elka's gone. 391 00:16:28,975 --> 00:16:30,676 - well, where Did she go? 392 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,336 - I don't know, but she's Gone and she left a note. 393 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,422 - what's it say? 394 00:16:33,445 --> 00:16:35,498 - "I'm gone." 395 00:16:35,521 --> 00:16:36,710 - that's it? 396 00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:39,583 - "P.S. Sorry to go without Saying good-bye, 397 00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:41,148 But when I realized My sentence depended on 398 00:16:41,171 --> 00:16:44,277 Whatever half-baked testimony You three bird-brains cooked up, 399 00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:47,916 I decided to take my chances And light out for the territory. 400 00:16:47,939 --> 00:16:50,023 - what's that? "Light out for the territory?" 401 00:16:50,047 --> 00:16:52,162 - it means She went west. 402 00:16:52,186 --> 00:16:54,207 "P.P.S. There's more Internet pictures 403 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,856 Of the governor getting off With lady french fry." 404 00:16:56,879 --> 00:16:59,091 - oh, my god, no. 405 00:16:59,113 --> 00:17:00,208 - lady french fry. 406 00:17:00,231 --> 00:17:01,677 That's a new one. 407 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:04,232 - "P.P.P.S. Joy, I may not see you again, 408 00:17:04,255 --> 00:17:07,265 "And I've been sitting on "Lady french fry" for a week. 409 00:17:07,288 --> 00:17:08,445 "I had to get it Off my chest. 410 00:17:08,468 --> 00:17:13,393 If you had a chest, You'd know what I mean." 411 00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:15,564 - she loved to Insult my chest. 412 00:17:15,587 --> 00:17:16,746 And my hair. 413 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,652 And my inability To hold onto a man. 414 00:17:19,674 --> 00:17:21,535 And my intelligence. 415 00:17:21,558 --> 00:17:23,929 And my morals. 416 00:17:23,952 --> 00:17:26,835 She's like A mother to me. 417 00:17:26,858 --> 00:17:30,219 - you don't think she's Actually gone west, do you? 418 00:17:30,242 --> 00:17:32,230 - what state is West of ohio? 419 00:17:32,254 --> 00:17:37,244 - I wanna Say maryland. 420 00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:38,424 - well, she's Out there somewhere, 421 00:17:38,447 --> 00:17:40,755 And we have to find her Before the police do. 422 00:17:40,778 --> 00:17:43,425 Where would she Go to hide out? 423 00:17:49,398 --> 00:17:51,993 - if you're back here, Who's driving the wagon? 424 00:17:52,016 --> 00:17:53,494 - the horse, Naturally. 425 00:17:53,517 --> 00:17:55,409 Relax thyself. 426 00:17:55,432 --> 00:17:57,867 She knows The way. 427 00:17:57,890 --> 00:17:59,783 - so where We're going, 428 00:17:59,805 --> 00:18:03,104 I'm completely cut off From the outside world? 429 00:18:03,127 --> 00:18:05,945 - indeed. 430 00:18:05,968 --> 00:18:07,669 - works for me.